Sickness

I was just telling my family last weekend that I haven't been sick all winter and fall.  And I boasted to them that I wasn't taking any vitamins and that must be the trick.  Of course, I jinxed myself because now I'm sick.  Darn my chutzpah.

I wish I could be home right now and someone was petting me too sleep.  Doesn't that sound so nice?

Hurricane Yunni

As you know, Yunni has moved in with me for a few months while he finishes his last quarter of school.  It's interesting when you take a 30-year woman set in her ways/particularities/quirk and mix in a slobbish/hippy/lacksadaisical 22 year manchild. 

 View 1 of my living room / yunni's bedroom

View 2 of same. You get a bit of an idea of Hurricane Yunni.

 One of the great things about Yunni being here is his general company.  For all his slobbish college ways, he certainly is a delightful, funny and good-natured companion and it's nice to have someone to come home to. He has it pretty good too.  He gets all the big sister amenities: free groceries and restaurant dinners, washer/dryer, occasional laundry service, cooked meals, clean towels, and not to mention some solid big sister lectures and guilt trips. (heh.) But really, I'm so grateful to be able to spend so much quality time with one of my favorite people. 

So, this is our last day of doing the Elimination Diet, and tomorrow we move full on to the Cleanse portion of our detox.  Just to give you an idea of what I've been eating:

Brown Rice with sauteed Kale/Broccoli/Peas and my special Miso Tamari Tahini dressing

Nellie's Last Supper

This weekend was my last weekend to indulge on all sorts of good things before Yunni and I started to prepare our bodies for the Clean Program cleanse.  My friend Ann was housesitting for her sister and invited me over for a big veg fest.  We watched all sorts of trashy cable tv, drank Franzia box wine all day, and of course I made some delicious treats for us.

First some malay chicken curry and roti and chinese choy sum with oyster sauce. 

For dessert a double layer double chocolate cake...

Here's Ann passed out. She would be pretty made if she knew I was posting this but I couldn't resist.

A

And here's me with my hair, only 3 inches shorter! I'm covering my jjeejjees - just trying to keep this blog from getting shut down for inappropriate image.  I'm trying to go for a more professional look these days, but I think this cut just makes me looking somewhat younger, don't you think?

Peen

Was looking at chinese horoscopes.  Came across this for the rooster:  "People born in the year of the rooster usually are good looking and like to show themselves off."  I'll be bookmarking this site.


Here's Captain when he was a wee thing.  So innocent looking, yea?  

Now the only wee thing about him is his peen. Have you ever seen a kitty peen? You will scream.

It comes out whenever he licks himself. He's a cat, so that means on a daily basis. I am raising a pervert.

<---- Kitty peen

<------ Kitty peen

<----- Safety kitty peen

Hot Friday Night Date...

...with myself!  Ugh, ever since I moved back into my apartment, this clothes pile has gained a life of its own. I guess it's time to clean up!! When I came home my brother was napping on my bed.


So while I am cleaning up tonight, my brother is out with his buddies. When he left, I said...
"good bye brother from the same mother"
and he responded with...
"good bye sister from the same mister".

Gawwd he cracks me up.

Ice Cream Mouth Now

Me stabbing too-hard-ice cream with a fork because I don't want to go get a spoon and I need the ice cream in my mouth NOW.  Yes, I am on my leak.

(The slight smudge on the lower left is an imprint of my tongue trying to lick the damn thing.)

Nellie's New Kix

Unfortunately, I am celebrating this MLK day in the office.  But fortunately, I got some new fancy sneakers!! My favorite Christmas present this year :D

Oh, and here's another piece of good news...I saved 2,500,000 coins in Bakery Story and bought myself the biggest eyesore in pastry game history.  Gehnari Bakery presents the latest and greatest...chocolate fountain.  Looks a little phallic to me...of the uncircumsized variety.